[Thirsty Thursday] Top 10 Female Anime Butts

That’s right people. We’re here to talk about butts, and we’re going to talk about the best of them. Slender when necessary and bountiful where it counts, it’s time to whip out the double stacked cakes, and decipher which of them is the sweetest of all. So, pull out your napkins and set your table. There won’t be any half-baked desserts in this kitchen. We’ve got enough well-prepared cheeky delicacies to throw a party, and here at Honey’s Anime, you’re all invited to dig in.

Welcome everyone, to our Top 10 Female Anime Butts.

10. Aqua from KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! (Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!)

  • Episodes: 10
  • Aired: Jan. 2016 – Mar. 2016

After pitifully dying on his way home from videogame shopping, Kazuma Satou is blessed with another chance at life in a fantasy world. With one choice of item to take with him, Kazuma chooses the most appealing one of all, Aqua; the goddess who granted him his second life. Sounds promising, except she turns out to be useless. At the very least she’s attractive, and with a butt impossible to look away from, Aqua has landed herself at the kick start of Honey’s Anime’s list of Top 10 Female Anime Butts.

Bubbly in personality, but even more bubbly underneath her skirt, Aqua is the perfect quirky girl to keep around. She lives her days rather carefree; and as gullible as she is, we assume it wouldn’t take much effort to get her to show off that scrumptious jelly bean butt of hers. With all that apple bottom peeking out from underneath her garments, it’s no wonder why KonoSuba is such a delight to watch. There are only a handful of girls with such a “robust” take on life, so be sure to admire Aqua closely.


9. Non Toyoguchi from Keijo!!!!!!!!

  • Episodes: 12
  • Aired: Oct. 2016

There are only a few anime that truly know how to appreciate a great butt; and lucky for us, we know exactly which anime that is.

Featuring her fine lumps on our list of Top 10 Female Anime Butts comes Non Toyoguchi from Keijo!!!!!!!!, and her cheeks demand the recognition that they deserve. Keijo is a sport in which you can only use your butt and breasts to knock your opponent off a float and into the water below. Keijo!!!!!!!! gives us a taste of what butt precision really is as Non, protagonist Kamanishi Nozomi, and many more strive for fame and greatness.

Non isn’t just some happy coincidence of a girl blessed by her mother’s genes. Non knows what she’s packing, and she won’t hesitate to pop the trunk on you anywhere, and anytime. Okay, maybe we’re getting a little carried away. She’s so clumsy, you would think she had banana peels taped to her feet while trying to walk up the side of a wall. Nevertheless, with a butt like Non’s; whether she’s duking it out for fame, or just has her backdoor stuck halfway up in the air because standing takes too much effort, the view is picture-perfect regardless. Besides, who wouldn’t want a girl with a great butt in a swimsuit constantly tumbling into a pool of water? The clumsier the better.


8. Meiko Shiraki from Prison School (Kangoku Gakuen)

  • Episodes: 12
  • Aired: Jul. 2015 – Sep. 2015

All-girls school, Hachimitsu Private Academy, suddenly hits the reverse button and accepts five boys into its academy. A dream come true for these men, right? Perhaps more like a nightmare waiting to happen. After their peeping scandal is revealed by the Underground Student Council, they are quickly cast away by the dominant female population to a long month in the school’s hard-knock prison. Now it’s time to see who is man enough to withstand the might of a real woman.

This round of discipline will be handled by Meiko Shiraki; and the punishment is torture by suffocation. Feel free to sit on our faces until we croak, because there may not be a better way to go. Admiring this beauty takes self-control. It’s all about the journey. We suggest starting from the bottom. No, the real bottom. With beautiful legs fixated lovingly in a pair of black leggings; let your eyes dance upwards, like climbing up a beanstalk to cloud nine, until you reach the best part of all. Two perched buttocks lightly cloaked by a plaid skirt like a veil over a stuffed roast turkey. Did we say stuffed? You can only get a bite of this meal when the time is right, and that time is now. Head over and catch an episode of Prison School if you want to fill your plates with one of the most delectable rumps you ever laid eyes on. You’re welcome.


7. Irma from Queen’s Blade: The Exiled Virgin (Queen’s Blade: Rurou no Senshi)

queens-blade-irma-dvd

  • Episodes: 12
  • Aired: Apr. 2009 – Jun. 2009

If you want to be queen, then you’re going to have to fight for it, but if you lose, then that just may be your life. Risty, Tomoe, and Reina, are all willing to take on that risk wearing the least amount of clothes possible, because that’s what a queen is all about, right? Something seem off here? Welcome to the world of Queen’s Blade, where the might of a warrior, and the curves of the female figure give every viewer a mouthful to look forward to.

Taking ‘dress to impress’ to a whole new level, Irma is a dream come true. If we here at Honey’s Anime were any smarter, we’d say that her outfit was designed specifically to show off her bubble yum glutes, but we’ll just say it was a happy coincidence. There’s nothing like well exposed hindquarters attached to a blade-slinging voluptuous female. All the body angles a person must find themselves in when living the life of a warrior must be tiring; but if it’s worth anything, we love the view. The way Irma’s padded butt cheeks swing back and forth across our eyes might have you licking your TV screen in no time. No regrets.


6. Super Sonico from Soni-Ani: Super Sonico The Animation

  • Episodes: 12
  • Aired: Jan. 2014 – Mar. 2014

The sound of music has never painted a more beautiful visual than this. Ladies and gentlemen, for our next inclusion, we bring you the lovely Super Sonico.

If you like music, and you love busty women, then Super Sonico The Animation is a show you won’t regret tuning into to. Innocent and adorable, this bubblegum top female is a bag full of tricks. From being a student, to modeling, to juggling a part-time job, to being the lead vocalist in her band, First Astronomical Velocity, Super Sonico has certainly gotten her hands full. If that last sentence has left your head spinning, then perhaps focusing on the backside of a pair of short shorts can help you refocus.

This girl is busty all over. From bathing suits and maid outfits, to her everyday clothes; there’s not a get up in existence that could hide the curvaceous runway of a figure that Super Sonico has got going on. She may have one hell of a klutzy look on her face, but let your eyes fall, and it won’t be long before you’re glued to the two huge hot air balloons she’s got for a butt. Hopefully her shorts aren’t as glued to her waist as those headphones are to her head, because we’re dying to see more. We have to say it. Her tush is like music to our ears.


5. Kana Minami from Minami-ke

  • Episodes: 13
  • Aired: Oct. 2007 – Dec. 2007

What does the average life of three girls behold? Well when it comes to the three Minami sisters; Haruka, Chiaki, and Kana, that can stretch from romance and mischief, all the way to some great butt scenes. This is Minami-ke, and with a never-ending number of sequels, there should be more than enough visuals to fill your huge appetites. Especially if it’s Kana Minami we’re talking about.

What will it take to get a good mooning fest from this daunting beauty? We all like a good booty show, and that’s to say that we want both the form and the function. With the right amount of jiggle, and the perfect rounded finish, Kana Minami turns a butt watch into an ass parade after one look. Trust us, you won’t be able resist the urge for more. There’s a science to this somewhere, and if our calculations were to be correct, we’d say that a perfect pair of buttocks lies somewhere right around Kana’s backside. If the law of inertia is in play, anything in motion wants to stay in motion; and that’s fine by us so long as we get more bouncing butt action. Haul ass ladies, Kana has got you by a long shot.


4. Kallen Kouzuki from Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion (Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch)

  • Episodes: 25
  • Aired: Oct. 2006 – Jul. 2007

Once a prince of the almighty Holy Empire of Britannia, now exiled Lelouch Lamperouge has shifted gears as he looks to avenge those who suffered at the hands of the Britannia. Wishing to destroy its reign for good, Lelouch uses a granted gift known as the “Power of Kings” to become a powerful, unmatched vigilante named Zero. But with family and friends in his path to vengeance, it’ll take more than sorcery and brute strength to plow his way to victory. While he struggles with his direction in life, one thing that we can all appreciate on the way are the beautiful female figures. Allow us to elaborate.

Terminology matters, and thus, when it comes to Kallen Kozuki, we will not be derogatory; and instead will refer to her charming rear end as the gluteus maximus. Upon observing her magnificent butt; ahem, gluteus maximus, we come up with the conclusion that it is downright mouthwatering! So, what makes these glutes such eye candy? Everything! A good student with a great figure and an even better butt. Whenever Kallen gets on screen, it’s certain that guns aren’t the only things she’ll be slinging. Hopefully the next time she walks into a room half naked, gravity will do its job and let the towel come falling off. We all can dream a little, can’t we?


3. Lala Satalin Deviluke from To LOVE-Ru

to-love-ru-dvd-lala-satalin

  • Episodes: 26
  • Aired: Apr. 2008 – Sep. 2008

An alien princess comes crashing down on earth in someone else’s bathtub. She’s buck naked and ready to tie the knot off rip. Her name is Lala Satalin Deviluke, and the unfortunate young boy who she wishes to marry is none other than the timid Rito Yuuki. Having come from a distant planet in escape of an arranged marriage, Lala looks to Rito as her scapegoat as she ultimately turns this 16-year-old’s life upside down. To make matters worse, Lala won’t be the only alien looking to ruin Rito’s day. But look on the bright side; what girl has a delectable frame like Lala Deviluke?

A bouncy, bubbly, bombastic tushy bound to lift you off your feet at first sight. If not, then you aren’t looking close enough, because there isn’t a flaw to be found in this backend cushion. How she manages to sit down without bouncing around the room like flubber is beyond us, but we reckon there’s more bounce in those two curvy lumps then a trampoline. In addition, Lala has the appropriate habit of stripping naked; all the time. Yup, that sums it all up.


2. Akane Isshiki from Vividred Operation

  • Episodes: 12
  • Aired: Jan. 2013 – Mar. 2013

Having our girls be extra BBW and skimpy with their clothes, isn’t for everyone’s taste. Sometimes, we prefer a lady’s rear end to be petite, well-molded, and a perfect fit for the palm. Thus, for that satisfaction, we bring you Akane Isshiki. A fun, curvy figure for all to enjoy, but only for the well-disciplined to truly appreciate.

The perfect world of Oshima. One of peace brought on by the “Manifestation Engine” lying deep within the renowned “Blue Island”. With the world’s energy woes now a thing of the past, human suffering is unknown. Until, one day a mysterious enemy, “the Alone”, changes that for good. With the Manifestation Engine as its target, it takes a young girl rocking a “Palette Suit” to set things back in order. That girl is Akane Isshiki, and as mentioned before, she has a figure to die for.

Akane has a well-formed backside that, like vodka, sneaks right up on you. You won’t expect her figure to draw your attention the way it does until it suddenly smacks you in the face. By the way, raise your hand if you wouldn’t mind her butt smacking you in the face. There’s something tricky about how her subtle curves manage to pull you under like a spell. In the end, we may never truly know what it is that makes her bum so magnificent, but so long as we can get more tights slapped around that lovely form, then we don’t really care.


1. Yoko Littner from Gurren Lagann (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)

gurren-lagann-dvd-yoko

  • Episodes: 27
  • Aired: Apr. 2007 – Sep. 2007

Low and behold, our number one choice for Top 10 Female Anime Butts. It’s been a long and bouncy ride to the top, or should we say bottom? “butt!” fear not, because here to bring this countdown to a close is none other than Yoko Littner. If you don’t recognize the name, then shame on you, because Yoko is not someone meant to go unnoticed.

A legend in the world of Mecha anime. Gurren Lagann takes us through the lives of three individuals; Simon, Kamina, and Yoko, as they utilize a newly found ancient weapon to carve themselves a new future. This weapon is known as “Lagann”, and this future exists on the surface where the remains of humanity are being wiped out by beings known as ‘Beastmen”. Filled with giant mechas and nonstop action, Gurren Lagann has a lot to offer. With the best of all being Yoko Littner herself.

The perfect balance between overly voluptuous and; well, not voluptuous at all, is what we consider the holy grail of butts. This is what finding middle ground looks like. A Brazilian butt lift couldn’t carve a spectacle better than this. Clenched firmly by her black hotpants that are a hairline away from too short, Yoko packs a sculpting masterpiece with the right amount of cleavage to admire all the glorious action, while still dreaming about more.


Final Thoughts

Unfortunately, our list ends here. If this list stands for anything, it’s that beauty comes in all shapes, sizes and viewing angles. Thus, we would love for you all to squeeze on down by the comments and let us know which perky lady was right up your avenue; and if you trust your judgement, let us know of any lovely ladies that we may have missed out on. This article may have come to the end, but there’s certainly a lot more out there still left to discover.

Bottoms Up!

Darien Merriett

Writer

Author: Darien Merriett

Welcome to my world. A palace of unique qualities and creativity. A colorful mixture of individuality and interconnectivity. Creativity is a universal language that knows no boundaries, be it through the use of a paintbrush, or the tip of a pen. My goal is simple; to use words that transcend “reality”, and to create art that sets the soul free. If you want to know what it is that makes me tick, you’re going to have to stay on board to find out!

Previous Articles

Top 5 Anime by Darien Merriett


Recommended Post

[Fujoshi Friday] Top 10 Male Anime Butts