[Thirsty Thursday] Top 5 Dakara Boku wa, H ga Dekinai Ecchi Scenes

Ryosuke Kaga has the mind of a teenage boy, so it’s pretty dirty. Occasionally that inner monologue of his isn’t so inner, so much so his nickname among some of the girls is Pervsuke. A nickname like that is only appropriate for the male lead in an ecchi comedy like So, I can’t play H. He also thinks it better to be up front with your personality; if you’re a perv don’t hide it behind a gentleman’s guise. Ryosuke leads a normal high school life complete with a kind and busty childhood friend who’s kind of into him. His world slips down the supernatural sidewalk when he meets Lisara Restall. The ever-so-hot Lisara asks the horny young man if she could use some of his “essence” to stay in the mortal world. Of course, he says yes, which is your default answer to anything a beautiful woman asks you, even if she is a grim reaper. She drains his energy as part of a pact, leaving him a bit limp. And by limp we mean limp, if you know what we mean. The fortunate thing for Ryosuke is he is in his prime and with all the lovely girls that end up in his orbit it only takes his active imagination to refresh the well. We will keep all that in mind as we count down the top 5 ecchi scenes in So, I Can’t Play H.

5. Episode 1

The first meeting of Lisara and Ryosuke could almost be considered romantic. Ryosuke first sees her standing in the rain outside his house. Lisara’s long red hair is plastered to her face and back, her white sleeveless blouse clinging to her subtle curves. Ryosuke offers her his umbrella and a place to dry off, stating that “all women are treasures” and should be treated as such. We then fast forward a few minutes and as he is bringing her a towel she stabs him in the chest with a magical sword, rendering him unconscious. We get a few really good shots of Lisara lounging in the bathtub, especially in the uncensored version, as she waits for him to come to. She stands over him complaining that he hasn’t woken up. He stirs when he realizes a foot, attached to the ankle attached to a bare leg of a hot girl is kicking him. He jolts upright almost on auto-pilot, declaring that he must see the obviously pure white panties she is wearing under the dress shirt she’s wearing. He face-plants right into her waist, the screen cuts to a field of red grass, and he references red threads. We put this first episode at number five for its creative use of a colored stock photo of grass and everything it implies.


4. Episode 7

We learn a lot of things in this show, demons collect the energy from our souls when we die, grim reapers are pretty hot, and devil saliva is great for healing wounds -- especially ones inflicted by magic. Ryosuke has managed to get pretty beaten up in a vain attempt to storm behind enemy lines in order to rescue his childhood friend Mina. Lisara takes him to Restall manor, her home, to be healed before they try again. Lisara, her mother, and Quele (Lisara’s cousin) are crowded around Ryosuke’s bed when his mother instructs her maids to heal him. The two rather attractive maids pull back the sheets covering a naked Ryosuke and climb on the bed. The maids’ tongues slightly elongate and they begin licking his extensive wounds. We are given several close ups and some rather wide shots that obscure the action, but from the look on Lisara’s face the maids seem to be taking care of his every need.


3. Episode 8

Ryosuke is still recovering at Lisara’s manor after a battle and has been mainly healed by the Restall maids and just requires more rest before a second attempt to rescue Mina can be made. Quele enters his room, slides off her dress, climbs on to Ryosuke’s bed and then on top of Ryosuke. She straddles him in her black lace underwear. He is stunned, he asks her why, he tries to ignore her, though she’s straddling him and putting her lips very close to his. “I want to give you to my first time,” Quele says. He protests. “I’ve always liked you,” she replies before kissing him. The scene makes us think they certainly got to second base and were well on their way to third before he loses his senses and tells her to stop. We don’t know where he gets the strength dealing with all the women in his life. We definitely have to acknowledge his self-control, the ability of a teenaged boy to push a half-naked girl off of him is remarkable. We salute this ecchi scene and Ryosuke for his amazing self-control.


2. Episode 10

The battle’s been won, and Ryosuke is beginning to recover from his ordeal that should save the world. He’s at home surrounded by girls. The girls are completely focused on his recovery and don’t want him to stress over anything, especially the fallout from their attempt to save the world. He quickly begins to get frustrated as he is told the computer is broken, they sold the TV, and his cell phone was accidently put in the washing machine. He is seconds from taking a trip outside of the house when, desperate lria (one-time rival now friend of Lisara) tells him that if he stays in, the girls will all play strip poker with him. The game goes as we would expect: all the girls end up in their underwear. We see the well-endowed Mina in a mint green set looking nervous, the ever classy Quele in black bra, panties, garter belt and stockings. Iria is lounging back against the couch holding her cards in her excessive cleavage in a pink set and then we get to Lisara in a very light purple bra and panty set looking ever-so embarrassed. The scene is a feast for the eyes, and even though our hero gets a beating for cheating, we envy his opportunity to have a full house with these lovely girls.


1. Episode 13 (OVA)

The best and most surprisingly alluring scene is the one with the least nudity. Episode 13 takes place midway through the series as Lisara and Ryosuke are still searching for “The One,” the person with immense power who could help her take control of the realm of Grimwald. Iria, Lisara’s rival, proposes a school swimsuit competition between her and Lisara. We absolutely know that the modest Lisara isn’t really up to the task of a swimsuit competition against Iria, a professional model. Fortunately for Lisara, she is partnered with a guy who sees swimsuit modeling as an art. We get three solid minutes of Lisara using the coffee table for a stage and preforming sexy pose after sexy pose under Ryosuke’s direction. She is fully clothed in her blouse, skirt, knee socks, and white panties, and it’s completely sexy. She even lets out a little “roar” and swats her hand like a cat paw, putting this moment over the top and firmly at number one.


Final Thoughts:

Ryosuke doesn’t have an easy life. He is one of those harem protagonists whose life is actually in real danger. Not only is his life force tied to another, that person is in near-constant battle. He doesn’t really have special powers, and he initially only really has strength he can lend to others. He didn’t have a mystical upbringing or special training to deal with all sorts of things that want to kill him. We have to respect and admire Ryosuke for his resolve. Ryosuke, realizing that his dirty mind was what generated his strength and in turn allowed him to share power with Lisara, studies, and he studies some more to expand his adolescent imagination and push it to the limit. We all wish our purpose in life was to think dirty thoughts; we admire someone who’s living the dream.

Zeke Changuris

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Author: Zeke Changuris

I’m a journalist, writer, photographer, video producer, social media manager and above all a storyteller. I’m located on the east coast of the United States but travel the world with the love of my life. I’ve been a nerd since birth with a love of history and science. I fell in love with anime, watching ROBOTECH and Venus Wars in the 80s when our only source was secondhand VHS dubs. A crazy new thing called the internet changed that, giving me access to new and amazing anime every day. I love to write for work and pleasure. I’m living the dream of every kid, getting paid to watch anime and loving every subtitled line.

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